Well, I've definitely been slacking in the blogging department over the last few weeks. Apparently there is a conspiracy on campus and all of my teachers made everything due at the exact same time. NOT COOL.
Anyways, I'll be blogging alot over the next 24 hours or so about all of the things that I've missed in the last few weeks!!
Kaitlyn. At long last, one of you students has figured us out. You see, every year, we faculty gather together in a secret location-- a dark room paneled in oak, equipped with leather chairs and lit with candles--to synchronize our course schedules so that all major assignments come due simultaneously. Rumor has it that this ancient practice originated as a very cruel form of hazing. It persists because the sleep deprivation it causes makes students docile and easier to manage. Oh yeah, and by the way, soylent green is people! ;)
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE